seaweedick:

walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”

schoolpicture:

IF I ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD I AM THE TRUEST FAN BECAUSE IM RISKING BEING ARRESTED FOR THIS BAND

loosur:

hashtag sex deprived

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed